Classic MRN: Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday in a stunning decision designed to build momentum behind his initiatives to “reduce nuclear arms, ease tensions with the Muslim world and stress diplomacy and cooperation rather than unilateralism.”

Are you fucking kidding me? Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace prize? For supposedly reducing tensions with the Muslim world? Are you serious? Are you fucking insane? All Barack Obama has done is NOT declare any new wars. Only because he never officially declared war on the Pakistani population! He promised to end the Iraq occupation and never did. He promised to end the Afghanistan occupation and never did! In fact he increased the amount and is further increasing the amount of troops in Afghanistan by 61,000!

Some around the world objected to the choice of Obama, who still oversees wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and has launched deadly bullshit counter-terror strikes in Pakistan and Somalia.

Members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee said their choice could be seen as an early vote of confidence in Obama intended to build global support for his policies. They lauded the change in global mood wrought by Obama’s calls for peace and cooperation, and praised his pledges to reduce the world stock of nuclear arms, ease American conflicts with Muslim nations and strengthen the U.S. role in combating climate change.

ARE YOU ON FUCKING DRUGS!?!

“I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many transformative figures that have been honored by this prize,” Obama said.

Yea, no shit you don’t deserve to be there. You did the opposite of what it takes to be there.

U.S. Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele contended that Obama won the prize as a result of his “star power” rather than meaningful accomplishments.

“The real question Americans are asking is, What has President Obama actually accomplished?” Steele said.

I don’t think its star power to be honest. I think its more like a complete suck up move to the US government. Don’t worry ya’ll were here in Europe are still your best friends. To say it was star power sounds like pathetic jealously coming from that house negro Michael Steele.

Former US President Woodrow Wilson was also awarded the prize in 1919. And this was after the ordered the invasion of the Philippines which caused the deaths of 650,000 Filipinos. He said this was necessary to Christianize and civilize them. You’re in good company there Obama.

Christ sakes, he ordered 21,000 additional troops to Afghanistan earlier this year and has continued the use of unmanned drones for attacks on civilians in Afghanistan and Pakistan, a strategy devised by the Bush administration.

Nominators for the prize include former laureates; current and former members of the committee and their staff; members of national governments and legislatures; university professors of law, theology, social sciences, history and philosophy; leaders of peace research and foreign affairs institutes; and members of international courts of law.

In his 1895 will, Alfred Nobel stipulated that the peace prize should go “to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses.”

At this point I will no longer consider a Nobel peace prize to be of any value whatsoever.